Thursday, March 25, 2010

just a lil humor

 A man and  his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on  the door. 
The man gets up and goes to the door where a  drunken stranger, 
Standing in the pouring rain, is  asking for a push. 
      "Not a chance," says the  husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" 

      He slams  the door and returns to bed. 

      "Who was that?"  asked his wife. 

      "Just some drunk guy asking for a  push," he answers. 

      "Did you help him?" she  asks. 

      "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning  and it is pouring rain out there!" 

      "Well, you have a short  memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about 
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped  us? 
      I think you should help him, and you should be  ashamed of yourself!"

      The man does as he is told,  gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. 

      He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you  still there?" 

      "Yes," comes back the  answer. 

      "Do you still need a push?" calls out the  husband. 

      "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the  dark. 

      "Where are you?" asks the  husband. 

             "Over here on the swing
 set," replied the  drunk.

ok so why do I find this so hilarious and why do I see my friends or myself doing this??????? LOL Thanks for the joke Mae!!! I needed a good laugh! By the way, do you have a swingset in your yard?????


  1. Very funny! And yes I could see you doing that! Lol!!

  2. Thanks Tacie...for some reason when I read this joke you were the first person that popped into my head...lmao...imagine that!!