Thursday, February 26, 2009

out of the mouths of babes....

Ok just gotta share my little story from yesterday on my pre-k route. Well I have missed a few days of work due to having Megan home w/ a sinus infection....ANYWAY, whenever I have been MIA and show back up all the lil buggers are so happy to see me they all want to crowd around me and all talk at once to me. I am flooded w/ "where have you been?" will you be here tomorrow?" and "I missed you!" and they all have great things to tell me about their 3,4, and 5 yr lives! it is really sweet!!!! Well onto my story, there's this one little boy "Z" who is the cutest , sweetest and the most well behaved kid on the bus I swear! He gets on and sees me and wants to sit w/ me (awe!). He speaks in the quietest little angel voice! well along the way the 2 kids across from us decide they want to sing for after choruses of "the itsy bitsy spider" and "dora the explorer" Z taps me on the arm and says very sweetly( through his toothless grin, he's missing 4 top teeth) that he wants to sing me a song I say Ok of coarse and he clears his throat and sweetly starts singing " I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in w/ an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung."

Ok, now how am I suppose to keep a straight face????? I start giggling and he looks at me and says "what? I like that song!" I just told him I liked it to and thanked him for the song.
What can I say?? I mean when my charming daughter was 5 she came running out of her room w/ balloons in her pants singing " I gotta big but and and I cannot lie" and proceeds to shake her big ole balloon butt and smack herself on the rear. sigh......I don't know where she got that from. (silence from all of you!!!!) I know alot of you already know that story and have made comments.....none of which I am repeating.

Anyway that just made me laugh so thought I would share. I also had one boy who probably said my name about 100 times follwed w/ me asking" what?" and him screaming like pee wee herman. Now I better get going because my pre-k route starts in about 30 mins........hard telling what will happen today??????

1 comment:

  1. That song is at the end of Shrek sung by Donkey aka Eddie Murphy. Too bad you did't get that on video you could have won money on AFV. Terri