Thursday, September 29, 2011

OMG, good ole Dick and Jane

Product Description

When innocent Dick and Jane meet a creepy, cape-wearing vampire, the unexpected happens: he becomes their friend! This title borrows from the classic stories and art we all know and love, but adds an of-the-moment twist: a vampire, illustrated in the classic Dick and Jane-style. It's a mash-up kids and adults alike are sure to love.

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I saw this on Amazon.com today and it just made me laugh!! So I had to share!! Mae, I would so love your comments on this!! LOL


2 comments:

  1. Wow. ... Just wow.... LOL I think they have taken the "Add monsters to classic stories and republish them" just a little too far with this one. But it would definitely make WONDERFUL Coffee Table conversation! Hehehe

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  2. Oh my....I'm actually lost for words! Oh wait...they're back! Whew! Ok, first off, what the hell is with the stupid smiles on the kid's faces as the vampire chases them with this look that says 'I'm going to suck you dry!'?? I expect it will go something like this....

    See Dick run, see Jane run, see them get chased!
    See Dick fall down, see Jane fall down, see Vampire Bill help them up.
    See Dick get bit, see Jane get bit, see Vampire Bill drink their blood.
    See Dick die, see Jane die, see Vampire Bill turn into a bat!
    See Spot sniff Dick, see Spot sniff Jane, see Spot eat their remains!
    aaaahhhhhh.....what a happy family story this will be, perfect for bedtime!!

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