From the Windoooooow to the wall....

This song is still stuck in my head after little J sang it on the the pk bus yesterday. There's nothing like hearing a 4 yr old quote rappers. I get him all buckled up and I go sit down then I hear " from the window to wall, til the sweat drip down my balls"  Whoa!! Ok J,  SOOO Not appropriate! Of coarse he had to start singing it one more time!! Ugh, I can just see all the little kids going home " mommy mommy I learned a new song on the bus today! It's about dripping balls! what are dripping balls mommy?" Yeah, not a good picture is it??? I told him if he was going to sing he needed to sing something else. So he looked at me and smiled and started singing " santa claus is coming to town."  whew, better! As onery as this child is I was half expecting him to incorporate the 2 and start singing about santa having sweaty balls. It seriously would not have shocked me. I of coarse texted a few people and Tasha was so kind as to sing ABBA's "dancing queen "  to me to get the song out of my head. Yeah, thanks :-/   then Trisha offered to sing Barney songs, what great friends I have right???? I will pay them back later .........

Oh I can't forget to tell you about lunch with Tammy on Monday! That was fun! I wore actual shoes this time not flip flops...... :-) don't wanna go thru that again! Anyway , went to a mexican place, I'd been there before and was waited on by a very friendly waiter. Some of you know the story I am sure, the " aye aye aye" guy who had to sit next to me. Well guess who our waiter was?? He seen me and was all " hey mamacita !" and hugged me. Tammy asks me if I come here often. Nope! And of coarse when he took my order he had to sit down and put his arm around me and I say stupid crap when nervous so I was like " uh, you love me or somethin?" he was all " si mamacita I love you" then made a kissy face!!!! Seriously????? Listen muchacho not interested in dating, just give me my damn enchilada and move along!  Besides I'm not used to getting any attention from guys when Tammy is around , but HA! Tammy! In your face!! I won! Yeah that's right, I won the short fat mexican dude!! ok, so that's not actually a victory  and it wasn't a competition but had to just say that! LOL!!  :-) I am also a little scared to go back there.......oh and I tell Angie about it & how I think I was being flirted with by a girl at Pizza Hut the day before picking up pizza for football Sunday, and she says " dude you always get hit on restaurants !"  So I am wondering if I send off some sort of pheromones when I am near fried foods??? I mean seriously I'm not attractive so what's the deal?? Oh and I didn't actually know what mamacita meant, I just googled it ( I am so in love with google, it knows everything! well except how to get rid of tree frogs) and  the first to pop up is Urban dictionary and it says it's slang for hot mama or sexy babe, or can be used derogatorily to call someone a ho. hmmmmmm.....so I am unsure whether I should feel flattered or offended?????  He did call Tammy a mamacita too so if it's good then we are sexy babes, if not then at least I'm not a lone Ho. Cuz us Ho's gotta stick togetha!

OMG, went to Wal-Mart today (which I am starting to wonder if those places aren't just gateways to Haides) and witnessed some guy singing Katy Perry's song " ET" to a bag of chicken nuggets. Very loudly I might add. And so way off key! I kept shopping but dammit I heard him again and had to go back....LOL! I couldn't help it! I am weak ok? had to watch the train wreck. So he's standing there singing and juggling 2 bags of nuggets and making weird noises, he looks up and sees me so I busy myself looking at frozen whatevers, and he stops and drops the bags and says " whoa this is intense!"
You're telling me!! Of coarse it's intense!! Do you get the Tyson nuggets or the off brand??? Is it real chicken breast nuggets or that mixture of chicken parts that looks like plywood?? Yes indeed my friend......intense. Ok, time to stop stalking weirdo guy for laughs ( I so wanted to ask him if he took requests) it's check out time! Where I stood, in one spot, for 20 minutes!!!!! UGH!! Only 3 lanes open, 2 are 20 items or less so I'm in the only lane I can go thru, the lady being checked out had 57 coupons to scan and initial, the next couple had 3 separate  transactions  that also had things to sign and it was the cashier's first day! So he was clueless!!  yay! So I visited with the other patrons in line, looked at a few mags, did you know Jessica Simpson is preggers , Ashton may have cheated on Demi, Jennifer Aniston and her new love are morphing into one person, and Nicole Richie got a boob job??? I so should have stalked weirdo guy longer................